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Stargate, Ubisoft, SPARKLE!
Fade in to the left hand
of a sleepy man.
How'd he fall asleep there?
Help up the sleepy hooded man.
That's what beds are for.
Drag him cross the stone floor.
Front shot then a shot from the ceiling.
He could get carpet burned.
Slow fade.
Cut to white on a boat, I'm looking ahead.
Holding on a rope.
I am... nauseous,
Now I'm alone, and walking away.
And I'm afraid of heights.
Oh sh**, how'd I get up here?
If I fall then I would be dead.
I made it down alright.
I feel great... RAAHH!
GOD! COME ON!
Whoever shot that arrow's gonna pay.
Enter Bald Guy With a Cape.
Break the arrow off, you can take a bald guy.
Then you see the bald guy
joined by some other guys.
RUN UP!
In slow motion, kick a guy in the head.
Stab his friend.
Spin around, roll off.
Punch a face.
Start out in slow motion first,
then use your speed hack.
Grab a sword, use it to deflect.
Stab him in the back.
Get down just in time, and
slap him in the face.
Friendly Fire's on, apparently.
Why unsheath your blade?
Make 'em use their own.
Time out, lemme get my Weap's...
IN SLOW-MO.
I am the first X-Man.
That joke's ahead of our time,
but you still gonna die!
Who the hell is that guy?
The second X-Man.
Don't watch him walk away,
or you'll lose a hidden blade
and get surrounded.
OOWHITE!
Evil Bald Guy With a Cape.
Ezio plans his escape.
Boss waits patiently, Ezio shakes free
All the Royal Guards pee themselves
Main Boss calls them off with his right hand
Slow dramatic zoom-pan.
Doesn't phase the hooded man.
Cape-Clad Bald Guy Sentence Ezio To Die.
Then he sees Altair from the first game.
He used to jump off those, anyway.
Under each of those there's a bale of hay.
After you synchronize, Leap of Faith.
Nod at the bird PEOPLE DIE,
Everywhere PEOPLE DIE.


By Tobuscus (Youtube)
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tavletop101 Featured By Owner May 5, 2014
Anyone know the original song name? Had a friend show me it a few months back but can't remember :/
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MrGodzilla445 Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2013
Enter bald guy with a cape.
Break the arrow off, you can take a bald guy.
Then you see the bald joined by some other guys.

BEST PART!!!!
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Animorphs1 Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Oh sh**! How'd I get up here?
If I fall then I would be dead
I made it down all right
I feel great...RAAHH
GOD! C'MON!!!

I love that part :D
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usuitakumi4ever Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2012
I am the first X-Man.
That joke's ahead of our time,
but you still gonna die!
Who the hell is that guy?
The second X-Man.


hahahahahahahahaahha Icant stop!!!!!!!!!
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Handepsilon Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
'Start out in slow motion first,
then use your speed hack.
Grab a sword, use it to deflect.
Stab him in the back.
Get down just in time, and
slap him in the face.
Friendly Fire's on,
apparently.'
LOL
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MargotRutgers Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
thanks for those!
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AHERPDERP Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2012
I really hope he adds lyrics to the newest AC trailer. loooool. These are just so amazing.
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dragonwhispar Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012
omg i Tobuscus is awesome <3
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Animorphs1 Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013  Student Digital Artist
I know right? :D
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Thorndove Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2012
*my
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